flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury, via liifeee)

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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nh-redneck-girl:

I want a guy who sings songs like A Woman Like You and Doin’ What She Likes to me totally off key while we’re laying in bed in our underwear at 3 AM

draumstafir:

monosexuals:

Who puts butter on a bagel??????

me

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via d0ntbelievehersmile)