my laptop is hotter than my sex life

(Source: novator, via ruinedchildhood)


to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

(via broken-suicidal-reality)


reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit

(Source: andrewbreitel, via broken-suicidal-reality)

"When did loving yourself
become so rare, that it’s
revolutionary to do so?"
- (160/365) by (DS)

(via kissesandlaughsandrisks)


An orgasm a day keeps the stress away.

(Source: Manylifehacks, via drateeny)


how can you not eat her out after she sucked you dude? like ?? that’s ungrateful. she got on her knees. poor lil knees. smh smh and she put ya dick in her mouth. she need that mouth man. and she decided to put your dick in it. well good golly how nice of her right? the least you can do is return the favor. and if you reading this and you one of these dudes yous a bitch. not only is you a bitch but yous a everyone say it with me now  BITCH. ASS. NIGGAAA

(via endlessmagic)


i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury, via liifeee)